Za co siedzi deszcz w areszcie?

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#humor #suchar

niepełnosprawni nie mają lekko na dworcu w Jastarni xD
#humor #humorobrazkowy #heheszki #cotusieodpierdala

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Żyjemy w czasach postprawdy

#humor #humorobrazkowy #4konserwy #neuropa

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incepcja xD
#humor #humorobrazkowy #heheszki #logikarozowychpaskow #cotusieodpierdala

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#humorobrazkowy #smieszne #humor #kubica #f1 #formula1 #williams

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Czary-mary, czyli medycyna z głębokiego Podlasia

#humor #humorobrazkowy #madki

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Liga Białoruska.
-2 stopnie Celsjusza

#humor #humorobrazkowy #bialorus #pilkanozna

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#heroes3 #humorobrazkowy #humor #heheszki #gownowpis

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#humorobrazkowy #humor #heheszki #samsung

. . . kliknij, aby rozwinąć obrazek . . .

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#heheszki #humorobrazkowy #zdroweodzywianie #weganizm #bekazewegan #humor

I tyle w temacie...

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#humor #heheszki #alloallo

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#heheszki #humorobrazkowy #humor

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#heheszki #humor #humorobrazkowy

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#opioidy #opiaty #opiowraki #kodeina #morfina #tramadol #narkotykizawszespoko #bojowkamedycznegoklefedronu #heheszki #humor #humorobrazkowy #bojowkamedycznejheroiny pokaż całość

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#heheszki #humor #humorobrazkowy #takaprawda

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#humor #humorobrazkowy #wojsko

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Korwinowi nie wystarcza już rynek energy drinków?

#humor #humorobrazkowy #bekazkorwina

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Co to za warzywo?

#humor #humorobrazkowy #nosaczsundajski #ogrodnictwo

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Krakowski Zakrzówek z Kopcem Kościuszki w tle.

#earthporn #fotografia #krakow #humor #cheecontent

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A DEA officer stopped at a ranch and told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."

The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.", as he pointed out the location.

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me !" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land! No questions asked! Do you understand ?!!" The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs..... "Your badge, show him your BADGE!!"

#humor #kawal #pasjonaciubogiegozartu #cheecontent #angielskizwykopem pokaż całość

Rzadki obraz Mireka z #gearbest #aliexpress
#heheszki #humor

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#humor #humorobrazkowy #bekazpisu

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Logika w wojsku

#heheszki #humorobrazkowy #humor #logika #wojsko

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#humor #humorobrazkowy

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#heheszki #humor #humorobrazkowy #twojstary

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A man walks into a bar...
He goes up to the bartender and asks him if he likes to gamble.
The bartender says, "Sure, I'll take a bet. What's your action?"
The man offers a $50 bet that he can bite his own eyeball. The bartender, thinking it's easy money, accepts his bet, and is shocked when the man removes his glass eye and bites down on it.
Laughing, the man sees that the bartender is upset about losing his money, so he offers him a chance to win it back. "Double or nothin' says I can bite my other eye."
The bartender thinks it over. He knows he was just tricked out of $50 but he also knows that this man can't possibly have two glass eyes, so he pulls another $50 from the register and accepts the man's bet.
The man promptly takes out his false teeth and gently closes them around his other eye.
Now the bartender is visibly angry to have been had for $100, and the man's laughter isn't helping. Just before he throws him out of his bar, the man puts his hand up.
"Real sorry about that, pal. I get people with that bit all the time, but you've been a good sport, so I'll give you another chance to win some cash. I've got... $500 that says if you slide a shot glass down the bar top, I can run alongside of it and piss into the glass without missing a drop. This is kinda hard for me to do, though, so I think it's fair if you give me two chances at it."
The bartender, eager to win his money back from the man, thinks to himself and realizes just how hard it would be for this man to piss into a shot glass while running at full speed. Especially knowing he only has one eye to line up his shot. After a minute of deliberation, he willingly accepts the bet.
The man drops his pants to his ankles and when the bartender puts the shot glass down on the counter, shouts a resounding, "Go!" prompting the bartender to slide it along the bar top.
The man chases after it, holding his dick at an angle to properly aim it. However, pissing while running at full speed isn't easy, so he only manages to get a couple of drops in the glass by the time it reaches the other end.
Catching his breath, the man reminds the bartender he has a second try, and that the first was simply to get his bearings straight. Once again, he shouts, "Go!" giving the bartender his cue to send the shot glass back down the bar.
Once again, the man chases wildly after it, spraying piss all over the bar top, stools, floor, and even hitting some of the bottles of liquor behind the bar. However, not one drop of urine found it's way into the shot glass.
Head hanging low, he hands the bartender $500, to which the bartender gleefully accepted, jumping up and down in joy and cheering in victory at the cash he had just made.
All of a sudden, a man in the back of the bar slams his fist hard against his table and screams "Fuck!" at the top of his lungs.
The bartender mutters aloud, "I wonder what his problem is."
To which the man replies, "Oh, I just bet that guy $10,000 that I could piss all over your bar and you'd be so happy about it you jumped up and down with joy."

#pasjonaciubogiegozartu #heheszki #angielskizwykopem #cheecontent #humor #kawal pokaż całość

Przeglądam sobie bieżnie na #amazon i trafiłem na taką perełkę ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

#bieganie #heheszki #humor

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xD

#heheszki #humorobrazkowy #humor #gownowpis #mma #sportywalki #bekazpodludzi #patologiazewsi

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#gry #heheszki #humor #carmac #iem #klasyk

Waj ju laf?!

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#humorobrazkowy #humor #heheszki #rodzicielstwo #walentynki

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Dawno się tak nie śmiałem.
#byloaledobre #humorobrazkowy #smiesznyobrazek #humor

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#heheszki #humor #humorobrazkowy #logikarozowychpaskow #logikaniebieskichpaskow

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#pasjonaciubogiegozartu #humor #kawal #cheecontent #heheszki

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.

Lady 1: "What's that?"

Lady 2: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."

Lady 1: "Where did you get it?"

Lady 2: "You can get them at any drugstore."

The next day ... Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 90 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.

Lady 1: "It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel." pokaż całość

Ja już czekam na mojego #rozowypasek ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Jak tam u was mija te święto? (✌ ﾟ ∀ ﾟ)☞

pokaż spoiler Tak naprawdę to zaraz smażymy burgery i łoimy łychę, ja mam urlop do soboty, a różowy na żądanie XD

#walentynki #heheszki #humor #humorobrazkowy #rozowepaski #niebieskiepaski pokaż całość

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Spotykają się Newton, Pascal i Einstein. Znudzeni postanawiają zagrać w chowanego - zdecydowali, że szuka Einstein. Pascal schował się na chmurce, a Newton narysował na ziemi kwadrat o wymiarach metr na metr i stanął w środku. Po odliczaniu podekscytowany Einsten krzyknął:

-Haha, mam Cię Newton!

Szybko dostał odpowiedź:

-Wcale nie, jestem jeden Newton na metr kwadratowy czyli Pascal!

#heheszki #humor #fizyka pokaż całość

#mem #smieszneobrazki #heheszki #humorobrazkowy #humor

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Zakrztusilem sie ze śmiechu jego niedorzecznoscią, czego

pokaż spoiler i tobie życzę ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Three guys are walking through the woods when they find a lamp. One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie. It booms "You have finally freed me after all these years, so I'll grant each one of you 3 wishes." The first guy immediately blurts out "I want a billion dollars." POOF, he's holding a printout that shows his account balance is now in fact 1,000,000,003.50 The second man thinks for a bit, then says "I want to be the richest man alive." POOF, he's holding papers showing his net worth is now well over 100 billion. The third guy thinks even longer about his wish, then says "I want my left arm to rotate clockwise for the rest of my life." POOF, his arm starts rotating. The Genie tells them it's time for their second wish. First guy says: "I want to be married to the most beautiful woman on earth." POOF, a stunning beauty wraps herself around his arm. Second guy says "I want to be good-looking and charismatic, so I can have every girl I want." POOF, his looks change and the first guy's wife immediately starts flirting with him. Third guy says "I want my right arm to rotate counter-clockwise until I die." POOF, now both his arms are rotating, in opposite directions. The genie tells them to think very carefully about their third wish. First guy does, and after a while says "I never want to become sick or injured, I want to stay healthy until I die." POOF, his complexion improves, his acne is gone and his knees don't bother him any more. Second guy says "I never want to grow old. I want to stay 29 forever." POOF, he looks younger already. Third guy smiles triumphantly and says "My last wish is for my head to nod back and forth." POOF, he's now nodding his head and still flailing his arms around. The genie wishes them good luck, disappears, and the men soon go their separate ways. Many years later they meet again and chat about how things have been going. First guy is ecstatic: "I've invested the money and multiplied it many times over, so me and my family will be among the richest of the rich pretty much forever. My wife is a freak in the sheets, and I've never gotten so much as a cold in all these years." Second guy smiles and says "Well, I built charities worldwide with a fraction of my wealth, I'm still the richest guy alive and also revered for my good deeds. I haven't aged a day since we last met, and yes, your wife is pretty wild in bed." Third guy walks in, flailing his arms around and nodding his head, and says: "Guys, I think I fucked up."

#pasjonaciubogiegozartu #kawal #humor #dlugiealedobre pokaż całość

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#heheszki #humorobrazkowy #humor #gownowpis #seks #seksy #rozowepaski

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#heheszki #humorobrazkowy #humor #taginapraw

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#madki #humor

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#prawo #humor #heheszki

Rozmawia cywilista z karnistą:
Karnista: Mój klient dostał dożywocie.
Cywilista: To super.

#cenzoduda #smieszne #humor

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#humorobrazkowy #humor #takaprawda #heheszki

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#heheszki #humor #truestory #kulturawplot

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Lekarz do pacjenta:
- Mam dla pana dwie wiadomości
- Jakie?
- Został panu jeden dzień życia
- A druga wiadomość?
- Od wczoraj nie mogę się do pana dodzwonić

#heheszki #humor #kawaly #dowcipy #pasjonaciubogiegozartu

kto chętny rozwinąć swojego hot- doga i wypłynąć na nieznane wody? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
#praca #szczecin #heheszki #humor

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